Much of the information in the profile is incorrect. Here are the top 3 most breathtakingly inaccurate statements on his profile: * "Have kids: none" Actually he has a son. * "Social drinker, maybe one or two" HA! More like 9 or 10. * "Hair: Dark brown" It probably used to be. At this point, he is mostly bald and what little hair is left is graying.